It’s Jimmy Clausen. Like Jimmy Pickles. Tommy Pickles? It’s Tommy Pickles.
My mom said I shouldn’t drink after 5pm. But it’s daylight savings.
Tom Brady goes through a lot of tampons. He’s a heavy bleeder.
If anyone tries to tell me Ray Lewis killed someone and they can’t find his white suit, I’ll say - I have clothes that I can’t find either!
uberpat:

They’re creating a masterpiece! #notababy (Taken with instagram at Hannah & Lindsay’s House)

uberpat:

They’re creating a masterpiece! #notababy (Taken with instagram at Hannah & Lindsay’s House)

(via lindseyok)

It’s Jesus Day. Praise Jesus for alcohol and Flacco!
Minnie Mouse is such a coke-head. She needs to chill out.
Celery is SO a word!
If I had nuts, everyone would be sucking them.
Lindsey and the goat.

Lindsey and the goat.