It’s Jimmy Clausen. Like Jimmy Pickles. Tommy Pickles? It’s Tommy Pickles.
My mom said I shouldn’t drink after 5pm. But it’s daylight savings.
If anyone tries to tell me Ray Lewis killed someone and they can’t find his white suit, I’ll say - I have clothes that I can’t find either!
It’s Jesus Day. Praise Jesus for alcohol and Flacco!
Celery is SO a word!
If I had nuts, everyone would be sucking them.